-Fruit is not always healthy
-Bender, Futurama, season 4, episode 4
-the naken gun (Frank Drebin)
A question someone inevitably asks you when you’ve applied the ‘sniff test’ to different items of clothing to find the best choice, and found that even though this shirt was the best….it’s still horrible.
(sniff test = when all the suitable clothes you have are unclean, and the only way to decide which one is best is to smell and compare)
Trying to convince yourself that you need to clean your room?
……………trust me, its easier convincing yourself you prefer to live in filth
Want something quick & humorous to read whilst you sit on the toilet?… want to sit on the toilet for 3 hours?